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It’s happened. I’ve crossed over to having real opinions on swimwear. There are things I like and things I don’t. Not only that, but I write my thoughts down for all to see. Let’s do this. Let’s go!

VDM The Label has some work to do. The cut of the suits are great. Really digging all the hip. Bad news? Those ties on the side gotta go and the animal print isn’t doing anything for me.

Boom! I have spoken! What do you think? I’m a dude. Does my opinion even count? Where the ladies at? You’re the demo! Am very keen to hear your thoughts.

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