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They keep making this movie. Meteor is gonna hit Earth and our hero and family have to run to safety. Over and over and over again they make this movie. Know why? Dudes like me watch ’em on HBO. Late at night…flipping around…oh! What’s this? That’s a cool effect. Lots of shit blowing up. Aaaaaand we watch.
I have every intention of doing that with Greenland…don’t judge me. You’ll watch it too.