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5 days ago

Let’s just cut to the chase.  If you’re reading this, you’re probably thinking about buying the game.  And if you’re thinking about it?  You’re gonna buy it. C’mon!! It’s Super freakin’ Mario!  Just know what you’re in for. 

5 days ago

According to my Twitter profile, I’ve been wasting valuable life that I will never get back since 2012. I reckon that makes me an expert on Twitter the same way Matt Yglesias is an expert because he knows Ezra Klein.

3 weeks ago

Happy Halloween! The only thing we regret about this poll is that folks didn't send us pictures of these costumes. With all the hoopla about "culturally appropriating" this and "offensive" that in relation to costumes, as is typical we went in the exact opposite direction. 

4 weeks ago

They’re at it again. Third-wave feminists are verbally wagging fingers telling us how to live in and interact with culture. This Halloween it’s imperative to realize little, white girls shouldn’t dress up as certain Disney princesses, like Moana or Tiana. In fact, parents are admonished to be good gatekeepers and teach their children to not be racially insensitive.

4 weeks ago

Millie Bobby Brown, known to fans of Stranger Things as Eleven, sat with Variety to talk about the new season starting tomorrow. While she was very circumspect about the "No Spoliers" rule, she did promise that Season 2 will give us more of Eleven's backstory. 

4 weeks ago

As someone who grew up on comic books, the day and age in which we live always makes me smile. To see everyone from Captain America to Wonder Woman recreated, and recreated well, on the big screen is fantastic! I love it! As a kid, the television adaptation of Wonder Woman was only good because Lynda Carter had the God-given ability to pull boys through puberty just by showing up. I watched her faithfully. As a result, I’m no longer in puberty.

4 weeks ago

First of all, let me say something right outta the gate:  I’ve never reviewed a Video game before.  I’ve never reviewed anything!  I am new.  I’m a TV writer and comedian.  That’s what I do for a living.  But I love video games so… here I go.  Write about what you love, as they say.

4 weeks ago

2017 is wrapping up in a crappy way, especially when it comes to American culture. Lately, every issue that creeps up reeks with ambiguity. This happens to be the case with the recent Boy/Cub Scout announcement that soon girls will be allowed. So, what’s the truth here?

4 weeks ago

Each October we bust out the Halloween playlist: Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London,” Edgar Winter’s “Frankenstein,” ‘The Time Warp,” and all the standard fare.

4 weeks ago

We asked. And our fans answered. 

4 weeks ago

Last week the faux cowgirl from Florida made the news. A lot. Representative Fredrica Wilson made a lot of noise, but was not as loud as her glitter infested cowgirl hats. So we had to ask:

5 weeks ago

Who knew? As the world gets smaller and partners are apart more often, the range of sex toys that can be controlled from a distance is growing. Good news for folks that want to stay intimate. But there is a downside. Or a backside.

5 weeks ago

Yesssss.

Frank Castle is getting his own Netflix series in November and this trailer indicates it will not disappoint.

10/17/2017

Up until today, the movie that will reveal the young Han Solo, before he ran into the Skywalkers, did not have a name. Now we can all refer to it as Solo: A Star Wars Story. Am I the only one not impressed?

10/16/2017

The Loftus Party has the best fans. Every Friday we do a #FridayPollDance and last week we asked:

10/16/2017

Marvel Studios just released the full length trailer for Black Panther. Fast paced with a thumping soundtrack, the premiere implies a visual thrill ride of a film, typical of the studio in recent offerings.

10/13/2017

When we look around at the tragedy, terror, and evil found in the world today, we all need something soft to hold. At least for right now, we need Porgs.

10/13/2017

Instead of telling you about Baker Mayfield’s chances of beating Sam Ehlinger, let me tell you what I’ll focus on: which newbie head coach will look the best on the sideline?

10/12/2017

The "hack", discovered by ProofPoint, was delivered mostly through malicious and fake browser update ads.

10/10/2017

During ESPN’s NFL game on Monday night the new trailer for Star Wars – The Last Jedi was unveiled.

10/10/2017

So you have probably gotten e-mail solicitations to earn extra cash at home by becoming a Secret Shopper. You get instructed to go to a store's location and rate the experience of the display of a particular brand. Well, Secret Hopper just took this kind of money making opportunity to a whole new level.

10/9/2017

Though calling Xyla Foxlin a kid at the age of 20 may be a misnomer. This mechanical engineering student from Ohio has taken the first big steps towards being a successful entrepreneur bringing a prototype into production.

10/5/2017

According to University of Albany researchers to get to the big O intensely and frequently, a woman needed to find her partner attractive.

10/5/2017

So many recent tragedies in Houston, Florida, Puerto Rico and Vegas have made one thing abundantly clear. American’s give with their hearts and their wallets. We do not let our fellow countrymen suffer without giving of our time and our hard-earned cash.

10/5/2017

The movie trailer for The Death of Stalin, had us crying with laughter. It is a comedy, albeit a dark one, that envisions the political machinations following the death of the Communist dictator of Russia.

10/5/2017
Her most famous song was “These Boots Are Made For Walking”. Well Nancy Sinatra can put them on and walk to, oh I don’t know, Venezuela? Maybe Cuba?
9/29/2017

If there is one thing 21st century politically-minded people from all across the spectrum have in common, is that they love their boycotts. As a capitalist, I understand this reaction, but I’ve never been good at these things.

9/25/2017

Props to Alejandro Villanueva for leaving the locker room and putting his hand over his heart during the #TakeTheKnee nonsense on Sunday.

9/25/2017

What you are about to read is the story of the worst soldier ever.* If the world never sees someone like him again, it will be too soon.

9/25/2017

Do people not watch Agents of SHIELD? Jurassic Park?

9/25/2017

I binge watched Season 1 and am dying to see what Season 2 brings. Still full of kitschy 80”s references and a good old fashioned doses of psychological terror according to the trailers, Season 2 lands just in time for Halloween 2017.

9/15/2017

Men can be THE WORST to buy for. So if you have a birthday or anniversary coming up, or you are one of those super annoying shop ahead for Christmas kind of gals, check out these recommendations. The hammock fits two. Think about it.    

9/14/2017

As Hurricane Harvey heads towards Texas, futures for gasoline are skyrocketing. For safety refineries on the coast will shut down during the storm. So even if the storm is not going to hit where you live, it may well hit your pocket.  

9/13/2017

We Salute you! And Slash pays tribute to KISS legend Gene Simmons. Happy 68th!

9/12/2017

As we all know, the technocracy in Silicon Valley is taking it upon itself to do what the Supreme Court has never done. Regulate speech based on "hate". Google is up first with the implementation of policy changes announced in June. We all know how this has gone on Twitter and Facebook. The speech that...

8/14/2017
If you're a female and you have a Facebook or Instagram, you've probably seen about 348 advertisements in the last few months for the Perfect Sculpt bra, or something quite similar. It is a strapless ...
8/8/2017
There’s no doubt about it, the world can be an ugly place. There’s cruelty, political and social fighting, trashed cities, angry, bitter viper-like celebrities, and the unnerving realization people s...
8/8/2017

I'm thoroughly convinced that every so often God smiles more favorably on one of His children and offers him or her to the world as an inspiration, and I have been blessed to call one of them friend. ...

8/1/2017
The Marvel Universe has a large expanse of Dork Matter. That is, an amorphous blob of good think which is choking out a good percentage of their potential readership. Daddy Warpig lays out the contro...
7/26/2017
In the middle of June this year, the US Army made an hour-long block of transgender sensitivity training mandatory for all servicemembers. This comes after then President Obama ordered the military, d...
6/1/2017
Conservatives will never win the culture war. I’m sorry to break this to you. Our ostensible political party sometimes wins elections, but these victories are both temporary and ephemeral, at best. Wh...
5/30/2017
This weekend, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales had the honor (if you want to call it that) of being in the top slot of one of the worst Memorial Day box office weekends in several year...
5/30/2017
Remember the hit television show The West Wing? It ran from 1999 to 2006 and was highly rated, winning three Golden Globe Awards and 26 Emmys. Even with its overt left-wing bias, Sorkin’s storylines g...
5/25/2017
One thing that the Manhattan Institute’s Kay Hymowitz and I have in common is that we both went to Cheltenham High School in southeastern Pennsylvania, though I attended some years after she did. Prof...
5/24/2017
Well, I can knock another concert off my bucket list, but not for the reason I wanted. This time, it's Todd Rundgren, whose Bang On The Drum All Day and Hello, It’s Me were constant mix tape choices ...
5/22/2017

The month of "Mothers" is  zooming by fast. Somewhere between the eerily submissive Stepford Wife-esque perfect 50s mom, and the screeching from pink knit-cap wearers, there are the rest of us moms. ...

5/19/2017
If you are a Constitutionalist, you are incredibly unpopular right now. You are completely unwelcome in the Democratic Party, and The GOP (for decades the bastion of Constitutionalism) is treating you...
5/15/2017
Now that Mother’s Day 2017 has come and gone, we need to address some serious issues about motherhood in America. Some of you will be offended by what I’m about to reveal. If you are, take a good hard...
5/3/2017
Stephen Colbert’s disgusting, homophobic rant about President Trump; special snowflake safe spaces on college campuses; and news media pretenses about press rights being eviscerated under our new fasc...
5/3/2017

Concerned citizens: “Movies and video games are so violent today.” Bluegrass musicians: "Hold my moonshine…" Political arguments come and go, but when the ideological fights du jour have faded into ...