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Author: Paul Hair

Evan McMullin Accuses Feral Cat of ‘Xenophobia’

Written by on 16 March 2017

(WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD) Evan McMullin has found a second career in denouncing anyone who wishes that America remains a nation with borders. But expert sources tell The Loftus Party even they were surprised when he turned his wrath on a feral cat, accusing it of being “xenophobic” for not denouncing Donald Trump’s latest executive order […]

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Is Theological Trailer Music Trending?

Written by on 7 February 2017

Months ago, Twentieth Century Fox teased the first look at Logan with Johnny Cash’s cover of “Hurt,” and it set movie fans on fire by how different that music choice was from the choral music that normally accompanies blockbuster trailers. And if you watched the latest Logan and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell […]

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Women Earn Too Much Money

Written by on 6 February 2017

Audi ran a commercial during the Super Bowl that touted itself as being about “equal pay” for women. It’s difficult to figure out how that ties into selling vehicles but, whatever. Nevertheless, since Audi started the conversation about how much money men and women earn, I’d like to join the conversation by suggesting that women […]

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Men Like Gorgeous Women (and Women Like Tough Men)

Written by on 4 February 2017

UPDATE (Feb. 7, 2017): Added full-size photo of the Redskins cheerleaders with the Special Forces soldiers in Afghanistan to the bottom of the post. Men like gorgeous women and women like tough men. This is an indisputable, fundamental fact. But if someone is prone to denying it, discussing war is a great way to bring […]

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Precious Snowflakes Always Beat Up Tough Guys

Written by on 2 February 2017

There isn’t a shortage of people who like to tweet about so-called precious snowflakes and how they crumble into non-functionality as soon as the slightest of difficulties come their way. Yet when push comes to shove (literally), it’s always the precious snowflakes who beat up the self-proclaimed tough guys. Precious snowflakes rioted at the University […]

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Proposed Anti-Trump Film and the Chinese Connection

Written by on 29 January 2017

The Hollywood Reporter broke a Jan. 25 story which said that Michael Bay will produce an anti-Trump movie that also portrays China in a positive light. This is interesting news because it provides a perfect opportunity to look at Bay’s relationship with China and, more importantly, the growing Chinese involvement in Hollywood. THR reported that, “Universal […]

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Torture Works. Older Brothers Know It Does.

Written by on 26 January 2017

Torture is back in the news with media reporting that the Trump administration created a draft executive order that discussed reviewing intelligence practices, including so-called torture. And while the White House has challenged that reporting, it remains a good time to discuss torture. And the truth is, torture works. Older brothers have known this since […]

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