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All of Your Favorite Superheroes Suck

Written by on 23 March 2017

In an earlier piece I pointed out how moribund the Star Wars/Star Trek franchises had become, and despite the endless movies, TV shows, and novels produced in these worlds, they provided nothing new, exciting, or interesting for the consumer. Wonder Woman: June 2017 Release When it comes to past-their-prime franchises, I left out the oldest […]

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Evan McMullin Accuses Feral Cat of ‘Xenophobia’

Written by on 16 March 2017

(WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD) Evan McMullin has found a second career in denouncing anyone who wishes that America remains a nation with borders. But expert sources tell The Loftus Party even they were surprised when he turned his wrath on a feral cat, accusing it of being “xenophobic” for not denouncing Donald Trump’s latest executive order […]

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Logan – A Mature Comic Book Story

Written by on 14 March 2017

CONTAINS SPOILERS! Logan is for mature audiences and for the first time, “mature” doesn’t mean there’s a sex scene. Hugh Jackman’s final X-Men movie is a somber farewell told in the style of the comic book series at its absolute pinnacle in the early eighties. Chris Claremont, along with co-writer and artist John Byrne, cast […]

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Weakened Update

Written by on 23 February 2017

The buzz is that Saturday Night Live is exploring a prime time news comedy show spinning off their Weekend Update segment. Saturday Night Live never shied away from political parody and perfected “fake news” decades before Stephen Colbert took it to a new level with a bloviating Bill O’Reilly character. Going back to 1992, Saturday Night […]

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I Watched Miss Sloane So You Don’t Have To

Written by on 17 February 2017

Watching Miss Sloane is an exercise in endurance unlike any movie you will ever experience. It’s longer than Robert Altman’s 3-hour epic Short Cuts, the Director’s Cut of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, and Andy Warhol’s 320-minute experimental film Sleep put together. I started watching it on Monday morning and […]

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