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The Perfect Sculpt Bra Review

Written by on 14 August 2017

If you’re a female and you have a Facebook or Instagram, you’ve probably seen about 348 advertisements in the last few months for the Perfect Sculpt bra, or something quite similar. It is a strapless and backless bra that uses adhesive to pull your fun bags together and supposedly upward. It’s marketed as a godsend […]

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Okay, Now Marvel Is Making Me Laugh

Written by on 1 August 2017

The Marvel Universe has a large expanse of Dork Matter. That is, an amorphous blob of good think which is choking out a good percentage of their potential readership. Daddy Warpig lays out the controversy. Start here. We’ll wait. What started with an innocuous “girls rule” Tweet by the female writers at Marvel and ended up […]

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The Constitutionalist’s Race for Dunkirk

Written by on 19 May 2017

If you are a Constitutionalist, you are incredibly unpopular right now. You are completely unwelcome in the Democratic Party, and The GOP (for decades the bastion of Constitutionalism) is treating you like the ex-girlfriend it only calls when it is between girlfriends and wants a sure booty call. The Libertarian party mostly seemed distracted by […]

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Stop Using “Dick”-tionary Definitions

Written by on 26 April 2017

Have you ever met uppity, know-it-alls on social media who try to debate you with facts and textbook definitions meant to validate opinions. Well, according to Everyday Feminism, they are using their dick-tionary. Don’t be intimidated, especially when engaging with serious topics like racism. And, whatever you do, don’t be suckered into cracking open a dictionary which […]

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Fake News becomes… Fake Pants?

Written by on 25 April 2017

Nordstrom is “an American chain of luxury department stores headquartered in Seattle, Washington.” Now, they’re purveyors of propaganda, the likes of which has never been seen, even on Breitbart or MSNBC. They are marketing a denim blue jean pant with, get this, BUILT IN FAKE MUD. Their “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” offer a “Heavily distressed […]

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Who Knew Crappuccinos Could Be So Triggering?

Written by on 22 April 2017

Why does Starbucks hate its baristas? Dipping a toe into the realm of controversy for publicity is the only explanation for the recent triggering over the Unicorn Frappuccino. Only available for a limited time in participating stores, baristas were being tortured to make a dessert drink instead of a coffee creation. The only customers who could fully […]

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Packing a Bag for the Homeless

Written by on 20 April 2017

Recently I was garden shopping with a friend intent on a Spring spiffing up of her backyard and while helping her load the car, I noticed all of these random bags.  She revealed that they were her homeless bags. The befuddled expression on my face must have spoken volumes because she quickly explained that she fills […]

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