movie review

Chevalier, Commies, and Chortles: Oppenheimer Review

Atom bomb, shmatom bomb, what I really want to know is; what the f*** is a Chevalier? Here’s our Oppenheimer review.

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Hustle

“Another Middle Age Movie Review with another Netflix review of another Sandler movie,” you mumble to yourself as despair takes hold and you die a little bit inside. We get it, dear reader. I feel it too. As someone who wants to love Adam Sandler movies and some quality entertainment from Netflix, I’ve been let…

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The Man From Toronto

You’re tasked with making an awkward buddy film action comedy. You need to hit all the notes: two horribly mismatched people jammed together by fate, characters whose flaws are healed by this unlikely alliance, eventual bonding and a romantic subplot. You take this paint-by-numbers template and give it to a 17 year old student writer…

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‘Safe House’ Review

In my ongoing mission to stay home on a weekend night and watch TV, I bring you movie reviews from what’s happening on the streaming services. Last night’s choice was Safe House (2012) starring Denzel Washington and a yet to be typecast as Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. (RELATED: Sweet Girl) One last bit about myself before…

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