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Well…this looks horrifying. When we saw this Pinocchio trailer, we thought someone made a horror version of the children’s story. Nope. This is just another movie version. But with a twist: Pinocchio looks creepy af!!!
Who thought this was a good idea? Every time he (it) comes on screen my skin crawls. Who watched the initial test footage and thought, “Yeahhhh…perfect. Let’s keep going.”
I cannot wait till this flick actually gets released. When the masses are exposed to this nightmare inducing horror show. Wow. Remember when we thought they made Sonic look weird? They outdid themselves with Pinocchio.