Hitting a Nude Beach? Here’s What You Need to Know

So you’re thinking about going all “Sun’s out, bun’s out.” Good for you! Now you’re worried not only about being on a beach with no clothes, you’re worried about looking like a newbie. Never fear, when it comes to hitting a nude beach, here’s what you need to know.

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First up? Don’t be a dick. You know what I mean. A jerk. A tool. Don’t oogle or stare. People are on a nude beach to enjoy the sun and the surf. They don’t wanna worry about the weirdo who won’t stop staring. It’s creepy. Don’t do it.

Don’t take pictures. What’s wrong with you? Did you not read the “don’t be a dick part?”

Take something to wrap up in. There’s nothing that says you have to be 100% naked all the time. If you wanna wrap up in something? Wrap up. It’s all good.

Remember, it’s a beach. Not a singles bar. Don’t hit on people. People are looking to relax, not hook up. So again, “don’t be a dick.” Maybe that should be the one rule of nude beaches.

Good news? The vast majority of people who go to nude beaches and resorts already know these rules of etiquette and are extremely cool. You’re gonna have a great time.

Oh! One more thing: sunscreen! Use sunscreen. Whew. Almost forgot the most important one! Have fun!

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