SpaceXXX

Yesterday, Jeff Bezos became a full-fledged member of the Billionaire Space Club. The amazing growth of private enterprise in space is giving NASA stiff competition.

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And besides it being a huge milestone in technological advancements, it’s had two unexpected side-effects. First, we get to hear the liberal wing of humanity whine incessantly about how billionaires shouldn’t be rich and only government is qualified to do things. The second one, of course, comes from the fact that, well, Bezos’s rocket was a case where life imitates art.

I try to keep things high-brow around here (Narrator: “No. No he doesn’t”), so when the boss suggested we do a meme-round up, I asked, “Can we do this tastefully?”

“It’s you, Cranky,” he replied.

So without further ado, here’s a round-up of memes spawned by one of the great technological advancements of the modern age.

You were thinking, I was thinking it, this tweeter had the courage to do it.
Launch a bag of…
You must be of a certain age to get this one.
What would a good d*** joke be without a Kamala reference.
OK, let’s bring it back to PG-13.

And, in closing, you must be of a certain, certain age to appreciate this one. Now we know that Jeff was a latchkey kid who watched Saturday morning TV all by himself and his bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

Blue Origin’s secret origin.

4 comments on “SpaceXXX

  1. The Mgmt. says:

    Dude! These are hilarious!

  2. Crystal says:

    hilarious! Missed you while being deleted by facebook for saying Trump Won, we all KNOW it! Now on my alternate account and not playing their game, refuse to post anything, only on for a few minutes a day to check how everyone is doing.

    1. Cranky Gordon says:

      Thank you Crystal! Zuckerberg’s little website sucks.

    2. The Mgmt. says:

      Well am glad you’re back! Facebook is a real shit show. Just crazy

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