King Thong Swimwear? Yes. We’re clicking on that. Immediately. (video)

Miami Swim Week. 2024. We like it already. Now we see a clip featuring King Thong Swimwear. Yes. You know I had to click. First and foremost, out of respect for the name! King Thong. That is some skull island levels of goodness. What’s not to like? Do you like thong swimsuits? Let me introduce you to King Thong. Not prince thong or the duke of cheeks. King Thong. Respect. Normally, I don’t really respect the monarchies. But in this case, I’ll make an exception. Here’s an outstanding line of swimwear from King Thong at Miami Swim Week.

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