Cranky Gordon

The Week in Memes

We’re bringing you the funny side of our depressing news cycle. Let’s get right to it. Did you hear about the baby food shortage? Next up, we bring the sad news of President Biden’s Ministry of Truth being paused it was discovered that the misinformation was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Finally, the week ended…

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Like a Virtual

So, get this, Madonna, twenty-five years past her sell-by date, still wants to be all about the sexy. What started as a bit hot, a lot sleazy but very musically talented. Sadly, this has proven to not be possible, I’m mean unless you can take it all with a truck load of creepy AF. Well…

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PSA: Know Your Misinformation

In every good Democratic Party administration we get treated to an agency getting taken over then leg-humped to death by progressive social engineers. So when we at The Loftus Party heard about the Department of Homeland Security creating a Disinformation Governance Board charged with making free speech on the right not get too free (if…

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The Week in Memes

Another crazy week in America and another collection of the best memes documenting it. With Democrats looking for a royal shellacking in November, still lacking a message that voters care about and presiding of the sickly economy, they pulled a stunt that hoped would blow up like Hiroshima. The release of a draft memo that…

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Musk Memes Make Maniacs Mad

By now, I’m sure you know that Elon Musk purchased Twitter outright for a tidy $44 billion. The reactions from the left are as every bit as predictable as you would expect. I’m for free speech… but. This will literally get people killed. Why hasn’t he spent his money on world hunger. But. What no…

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The Week in Memes

And what a week it has been! We have the (unintentionally) funniest Presidential Administration since… well I don’t know. Did Howard Taft wear clown shoes? Don’t know. OK, first up, some blue blood assclown who happens to be white, rich and very woke was hired to the New York Times executive editor position. We discussed…

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Devolution

Once, this was risque, even a little sexy. Then modern culture happened. How did we get here? An analysis. Then the Seventies. Women’s Lib and equal rights. The scummy, slimy politicians got in the act. Why do I bring this up? Because, dear reader, I must. You see in the year of our lord 2022,…

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The Week In Memes

It was a slow news week but what did happen made some great memes happen. First up, Jen Psaki, Kamala and Joe’s Master of Administration Clean up, had to explain why VP Harris wasn’t wearing a mask at the confirmation of the newest Supreme Court justice, Ketanji Brown Jackson. Better than merely being vaccinated and…

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Musk Bids on Twitter, As Lefties Lose Their Minds

The Democracy Dies in Darkness crowd and all the good thinking we-know-what’s-best-for-you tools in the media are in major meltdown mode as Elon Musk made his bid for a full buyout of Twitter. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Well, we can discuss that later. Though generally speaking, Musk is a disruptor…

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