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Conspiratorial Crosswords!

You’re not going to believe this (nor should you), but this crossword came out in the Russian language edition of the Baltimore Star on Monday. It casts doubt on the likelihood of the cargo ship bringing down the Scott Key bridge was merely an “accident”. So sharpen your pencils and pull out a fresh sheet…

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The Week in Memes – RICO Roll Edition

Welcome back, ya sexy heathens*! This week is a random collection of memes but wraps up with a very special Alexandria Ocasio Cortez treat. Read on. * Official property of Michael Loftus, The Loftus Party and Loftus Industries. Used with permission. Before we get to the main course, let’s start with some appetizers. The Biden…

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Sunday Jams – John Hiatt

I know I’ve done John Hiatt before for Sunday Jams, but the brother deserves a second helping. Hiatt is one of those underrated artists that you may not have heard of but you know his work. The prime example is the hit Bonnie Raitt hit song “Think Called Love”. Hiatt write wrote it. Today we…

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The Week in Memes – Woke Headache Edition

Hope y’all are having a great Saturday. Hope you got to sleep in a little and got to sip some coffee as you slowly came online. We got a fun week to review, so let’s get to it. First up some likely AWLF (affluent while liberal woman) MBA working at Pfizer’s Advil division thought they…

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The Week in Memes – Stare of the Union Edition

Welcome back to another TWIM! This week was eventful an chock full o’ meme-y goodness. Let’s dive right in. The ladies (of all sexes) of the Democratic party wore white? Why? Well, probably for nostalgic reasons. Or maybe because white really suits them. The media and the Democrats (but I repeat myself) thought Biden’s delivery…

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The Week in Memes – Pure Imagination Edition

Gene Wilder playing Willy Wonka once sang these beautiful lyrics: Hold your breathMake a wishCount to three Come with me and you’ll beIn a world of pure imaginationTake a look and you’ll seeInto your imagination We’ll begin with a spinTraveling in the world of my creationWhat we’ll see will defyExplanation Then this happened. The Willy…

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The Week in Memes – Biden Screws the Pooch and Other Things

Our parents used to complain that there was too much sex and violence on TV. Little did they know that they were referring to the Biden Administration in 2024. First up, the sex. This is the news story that launched a thousand memes. CONTENT WARNING! Well that’s enough of that. Let’s move on to the…

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The Week in Memes – Spirit of Aloha Edition

Welcome to the new week, friends. You made it through another nutty week. Let’s review the silliness we had to endure. Hawaii nullifies the Second Amendment citing the sacred “Spirit of Aloha”, which I believe can be found in the Federalist Rolling Papers. Tucker Carlson interviewed Vladimir Putin and the world melted down. But the…

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