Cranky Gordon

Dirty Ditties — ZZ Top Edition

No series named “Dirty Ditties” would be complete without naming ZZ Top. They never had a double-entendre they didn’t love.

Read More

Toobin Returns — You Can’t Keep a Good Man Down

CNN beclowns itself again by welcoming back Jeffrey Toobin, who had been on leave after being caught in inappropriate behavior on-camera.

Read More

The Woke ‘n’ Broke Project

Join our Woke ‘n’ Broke Project in response to ‘National Geographic’s’ Race Card Project.

Read More

#CNNAnon — Catch the Fever!

#BlueAnon is bad enough. But #CNNAnon takes things to a whole, different level.

Read More

Happiness Is a Warm Spin

Remember ‘funemployment?’ Get ready for inflatainment!

Read More

Plagues!

On 17-year cicadas and journalists’ obsession with trying to force us to eat bugs.

Read More