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Ben & Jerry’s Needs to Stop

We’re going to encourage Ben & Jerry’s to stop getting involved in Politics

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Save Some Cash on Our Sweetass Merch!

Here’s how you save on merch from The Loftus Party: Use promocode HEATWAVE

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The New Ellis Island…Is in El Paso?

Some idiot just called El Paso the new Ellis Island. WTF?

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Best Thin Crust Pizza? Rubino’s Review

Comedian Michael Loftus found himself in Columbus, Ohio and reviewed Rubino’s Pizza. Is it the best thin crust pizza?

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Kellogg’s Made a Gay Cereal

Kellogg’s made a gay cereal. We have thoughts.

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