We won’t even pretend to be shocked. Back in the early 20th century, while Edward the VII was waiting for become the king of England (Queen Victoria was in the way) and the rest of the civilized world was supposed to be very prim and proper, ol’ Edward was getting freaky. Of course, he was. That’s how it always is. Rules for thee but not for me. Anyway. Edward VII had such a reputation for getting busy that a french funiture maker built a sex chair for the guy. Although they didn’t call it a sex chair. That’s so low class and pedestrian! No, the called it the siege d’amour, or “love chair”. We will award bonus points for the name.
The upside to the chair? Multiple partners could be comfy. Again, all good. But why a specialized piece of furniture? Edward was big guy. Dude had an appetite for the ladies and food. Lots of food. So, much food he needed a special chair to do his thing. So, cool chair, but sorry you needed it. That’s a drag. Just rest assured that while the regular folk were walking around Victorian England, shocked and scandalized at the sight of an ankle, Edward VII was eating himself to such a weight he needed a Love Chair to satisfy his sex drive. The ‘Elites’ make the rules and never live by them.
That being said. The siege d’amour is pretty damn cool. And I don’t think you need to be a big fat hypocrite to use on. They make replicas, just FYI. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7998509/Replica-Britains-King-Edward-VII-love-chair-goes-sale.html
