Shutdown shenanigans and why we should all love it.

Is anyone even counting the days anymore? How long has the government been shut down? Well, here we are on day whatever of no government and the shenanigans just keep going! Blame games, threats, finger pointing, blah, blah, blah. We might as well have some fun and mock the idiots while we’re here, right? Of course I’m right!

As for the shutdown: Have you felt a difference? No? Me either. It’s awesome. You see, I’m in that category of people who think the gov is way too big and that we pay insane amounts of money in taxes and it’s mostly wasted. So, screw these people!

Do we need a military to protect our borders? Yup. Beyond that, we can discuss programs. It’s that simple. So shut it down and keep it shut down. With every day, hopefully more and more Americans are realizing just how little these lying, emotionally manipulative idiots actually do. We don’t need the vast majority of this crap. So, let’s make fun of the shutdown and the idiots in DC!

Who wants to pay for the healthcare of people who aren’t citizens? That’s what kicked this whole thing off.

Oh no! What about the people on SNAP? Here’s a shocking number. That’s a lot of people involved in a program that is supposed to be a temporary assistance program.

Hopefully someone is having fun. Hey look! (Just don’t get hurt. You take the risk? YOU take the risk. Feel me?)

But there’s some good news too!

Someone needs to fix this. Looks like the millions of people on SNAP will have a big payday if this stands.

And does anyone else find it strange that the government is shutdown, but they still take taxes out of your check? If they can still take the money from us, are they truly shut down? Hmmmmm. Makes ya think.

People are getting hip the scam. USAID, NGO’s, waste, fraud and abuse. It’s all at levels we can hardly comprehend. The shutdown is fantastic. Let’s scrub the vast majority of this BS and start over.

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