— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — It’s always fascinating to look at other countries’ moral compasses. In our opinion there’s absolutely nothing wrong or off-putting about the Brazilian Bikini. Zero. But I guess some people are still weirded out over the idea of some exposed butt cheek. It’s hilarious. But what…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Hot damn! How cool are these things?! So far from the giant, bulky NASA suits. SpaceX crushed it! And something else that shouldn’t be overlooked: The interior of the cabin! Sleek, clean, modern. That is how you do THAT! For real, if you’re an astronaut…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — This is pretty much an ad for Kaloea swimwear and we don’t care. It’s fantastic. Love the shots. Tropical islands and surfing just gets more and more appealing to me. Not sure if it’s just the idea of an escape from everything and I’m not…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — Let’s begin, shall we? Don’t think there’s gonna be any Sunday Jams today because frankly I’m not feeling it. I thought it would be a better use of my time to jot down some thoughts on what’s going on in our country and see if…

Confession: I love gardening. Growing stuff. Plants, flowers, food. All of it. I find it insanely relaxing and fulfilling. If you would have told 10-year-old me that, I would’ve punched you. But alas, here I am and I love it! YEAAHHHH! I’ve always wanted to try the stuff from these gardening vids but my schedule…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — We have been on board with The Black Tape Project for a long time. If you’re unfamiliar with what it is…I think you can probably figure it out. Beautiful people wearing tape. Sounds kind of insane at first and then you see the results. Wow!…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — What’s better than a SI swimsuit photo shoot? Behind the scenes of a SI photo shoot…with some wings maybe…and a cold drink. But that’s not important. It was a rhetorical question anyway. Here’s what we’re saying: Summer is days away. Days! Consider this a little…

— Support The Loftus Party via our Patreon account. — There’s, “I look good in a swimsuit,” sexy and then there’s, “I look good AND I founded the company,” sexy. We prefer the latter. Nothing against all the hotties out there, but if you want to do some next level shit? Start a company. Devin…