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This is the reason people build time machines! What was I doing in 2016? Why wasn’t I on the beach? I totally could’ve been an assistant on this shoot! Look at that footage. (RELATED: Bar Rafaeli on the Beach? Yes, Please. [VIDEO])

That was a damn good one. Let’s do it again this year.

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