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We had to talk about Portland. Can’t we all agreed whatever the plan was, it isn’t working. Everyone is concerned about what’s going on. Including The Loftus Party and comedian Michael Loftus. Now it’s one thing to complain about Portland and Mayor Ted Wheeler, but we pride ourselves on doing more than that. So behold: Portland Solution. We have it figured out. Let’s go. (RELATED: The NBA Is Stupid [VIDEO])
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