Hawaiian Mushroom Makes Women Orgasm Just by Smelling It?!

Hawaiian mushroom scent gives ladies orgasms? Now we’re getting somewhere. Did nature just level the playing field? Guys have Viagra and a slew of other drugs to give ’em a boost in the bedroom, but what about the ladies? What do they get? We may finally have an answer.

Scientists have discovered a mushroom in Hawaii that just might do the trick. Here’s what the people in the lab coats are saying. This mushroom gives off hormones similar to the ones your body makes when you’re having sex. Some are reporting instantaneous orgasms from the odor this little shroom gives off.

(RELATED: 26 Seconds of Perfection with Valentina Lequeux [VIDEO])

We would very much like to add: PLEASE BE TRUE…PLEASE BE TRUE…PLEASE BE TRUE. This would be a game changer and would legit make me rethink my pizza toppings. Also, we’re having mushroom pizza every night. (Ok…6 nights…will need 1 day to rehydrate.)

About the Author
Writer, Comedian, Geek, Purveyor of the Sexy Heathen lifestyle. Sometimes on TV. AKA 'The Mgmt.' Always hanging round TheLoftusParty.com

4 comments on “Hawaiian Mushroom Makes Women Orgasm Just by Smelling It?!

  1. James Gibbons says:

    Unfortunately Ladies, fake news. The scientific study seems to be like Bigfoot and Lockness Monster.

    1. Michael Loftus says:

      Say it ain’t so! Keep hope alive!

  2. Michael, skip the real v fake research. Believing is 9/10ths of the law. Pick a mushroom and sell it!
    Remember me when you make your millions. ;oD

    1. Michael Loftus says:

      good call! will do!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *