Australian Dude Bitten by Spider on Penis…Again!

Yup, you read that correctly. An Australian man was bitten on the penis by a spider…again. That’s the part we can’t get over. The “again” part. That goes beyond ouch.

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Evidently, Jordan (who didn’t give his last name and we can’t blame him) was using a porta-potty when the first bite occurred back in 2016, and decided it was safe to use a porta-potty again. Jordan was wrong. Skadoosh. Spider bite on the dick. AGAIN!

We feel bad for the guy and really have our fingers crossed that this is the last time it happens AND he gets some kind of super powers outta this. He earned them.

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