World’s First Electric Wingsuit

Okay, so this happened. The world’s first electric wingsuit. It feels like we should be more impressed. I guess it’s kind of cool, but I just have too many questions.

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How much does it increase your speed? How much lift does that provide? And for how long? You can’t just slap an electric engine on your chest and expect me to be impressed. I need more info! Wingsuits are totally cool don’t get me wrong. But if you’re gonna brag, give me some context, okay?

They go to great lengths to say, “During the flight, he reached reported speeds of up to 186 mph.” That’s cool, I guess. Although when you jump out of plane to parachute, you’re going 120.

So…are we impressed? Really?

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