Want Superpowers? Get All These Gadgets.

Lock us in. We want all of these. I wasn’t fortunate enough to be bitten by a radioactive spider, but I still want superpowers.

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So, I’ll be needing all of the gadgets featured in this video. I want ’em all! The boots, the glider, ALL OF THEM!

Come on Santa. I’m counting on ya.

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