This happened. Facebook, also known as Meta (for now), wants your nude pictures. For real. The idea that they are selling is this I guess: Send your nude photos to them. They will digitally ID them and stop any pic with that ID from being posted on the internet. Okayyy…seems like nothing could go wrong there. Right?

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You gotta have some serious guts to send your private photos to Facebook! Is anyone going to do this? Anyone? But give credit to Facebook for asking! You dramatically increase your odds of receiving nudes if you ask.

So, in that spirit…send us your nudes! We promise nothing. Actually, that’s not right. Here’s what we’d really like: Photos of you wearing your sweet-ass The Loftus Party gear! Maybe a tee shirt! A hoodie! Whatever! It’s all good. Maybe we use that pic on the website? So get as naked as ya want, just keep it classy enough that we can post it!

We love ya sexy heathens! Have fun!