Had to comment on this article from The Mirror. It’s all about what Brits secretly want in bed. Sex stuff. Had to click. An online retailer ran a poll and people responded with their secret desires. The piece was titled “The Sex Bucket List – what women really want and men’s secret fantasies uncovered” Sound spicy right? Well. Not so much. Yikes.
Here’s the number one secret fantasy for women: Being blindfolded. What? That’s it? A blindfold? That’s your secret fantasy? Holy shit. U.K. ladies need to step up. That’s so pedestrian, it’s sad. A blind fold is your secret fantasy. Wow. I’m gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for some porn. Next? Just fucking do it. Put the blindfold on and get busy. Tell your lover what you want. They’ll do it. If your significant other balks at putting a blindfold on you? GET. OUT. They’re a fucking loser.
Now here’s the number on for dudes: Bringing in a third person. That’s a bit more like it. That sounds closer to a secret sex fantasy. But again, seems kinda run of the mill by US standards. Over here we’re talking about the possibility of a threesome on the 3rd date. We float that idea around early. We want to know if that’s a possibility right outta the gate!
What are these wacky Brits waiting for? Number 2 for UK Ladies? Sex in a hot tub. What is this high school? WTF? Your secret desire is sex in a hot tub? Damn. That’s legit sad.
Coming in at number 2 for British dudes? Video Call Sex. Oh wow. Again did these people get cell phones yesterday? What have you been doing this whole time? The INSTANT Americans found out about video chat pants were coming off. Naughty bits were being played with on camera for the enjoyment of our special someone on day one!
Here’s the rest of the sad results for dudes:
Sex in a Jacuzzi 26%
Sex in a Public Toilet 22%
Role play 22%
Making a Sex Tape 20%
Sex on a Balcony 19%
Watching Porn with Partner 17%
Bondage 16%
Anal Sex 14%
Car Sex 13%
Couple Toys 12%
One Night Stand 9%
Sex with Food 8%
Here’s what the ladies want. Secretly. So naughty. Yawn.
Sex in an Elevator 26%
Roleplay 24%
Sexy Photoshoot 20%
Bondage 18%
Phone Sex 14%
Car Sex 12%
Bringing in a Third Party 12%
Sex on Beach 10%
Watching Porn With Partner 9%
Using Flavoured Lube 8%
Writing FanFic for Partner 7%
So, here’s the question for you: What do you secretly want to do sexually? Let us know. There are no wrong answers. We tease but it’s all in fun. Get your freak on. How ever you like.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/sex/sex-bucket-list-what-women-22870542
