Good News! CDC Study Says Omicron is 91% Less Fatal Than Delta

Okay the first thought that comes to mind is: We should’ve added the word ‘variant’ right after Delta. Some idiots might think the CDC is reporting Omicron is 91% less deadly than Delta… airlines. Which I’m sure is also true. But this is great news. The CDC study shows omicron is 91% less fatal than the delta variant! This is the way we want things to go. This is way towards natural antibodies and herd immunity! Skadoosh.

So, maybe we should consider omicron parties. I’ve joked about it alot on the facebook livestreams, but damn. There’s a very good chance I’m a genius. Maybe the CDC could look into that. For more info on the latest from the CDC and Omicron, here’s a link. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/01/13/cdc-study-omicron-variant-91-less-fatal-than-delta/

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