Here’s something. Not everybody drinks booze. What?! Shock!? That was sarcasm BTW. Plenty of people don’t drink. It’s awesome. Anyway, it hit me that we’ve been dishing out plenty of cocktail recipes but what about the folks who don’t imbibe? Skadoosh. Here we go. Here’s 4 non-alcoholic drinks to make at home. Notice I don’t refer to them as mocktails. That’s because I’m a man and I have balls. There will be no mocktails usage. Who wants to go to the bar and ask for a mocktail? What’s wrong with you? Order the drink you want. And fuck virgin (fill in the blank) too.

What the world needs are more and better drink options without booze. One’s that everyone knows. This includes bartenders. Something beyond a Shirley Temple. Again… WTF with these names? So, let’s dive into these boozeless drinks from Anders Erickson. Dude has some good ideas. Let’s consider these 4. Lemme know what you think.