For fucks sake. What else is going to happen? Now we’re getting the heads up about giant spiders falling from the skies! Do I wish it was a joke? You bet. Sadly, it’s not. They are coming. And by ‘they’ I mean the Giant Joro Spider. They were originally spotted in the Georgia about 10 years ago. The Joro is native to Asia but now they’re here. And guess what else? They make little parachutes out of their web and drift around the skies looking for a place to land. Places like, oh I don’t know… your head? WTF! These things are huge too! Like the size of your hand! Again: WTF!? Tjhe only good news? A bite from one of these things won’t kill you or your pet. Whew. So, there’s that. The way shit has been going I fully expected these things to kill by just looking at us. Not digging the idea of giant spiders but hey, At least we’ll live.
