Sit down. Sit the hell down right now. Watch this video about combination pizza toast. Watch it! Here’s what I know about combination pizza toast. Ready? I want some. Right now. And the other thing I know? It’s made in Korea! Why isn’t this all over America? We have lost our edge people. We’re losing. In Korea you just walk outside, and some lovely person is making you a fresh batch of combination pizza toast. That doesn’t happen in America. Sorry. We need this. We need this on every street corner. Congratulations people of Korea. You’re winning. You have the combination pizza toast edge. For now.