We chose to be gentle in the headline. “Vabbing” is apparently the latest trend. So, what is it? Well, Vabbing is when a lady takes some vaginal secretions and dabs it on her pulse points. The places she would normally wear perfume. See? It’s a combo word. Vagina and dabbing. Ergo: “Vabbing”. Now again we will take the high road here and just ask the obvious question: Why? Why would you do that? Evidently the idea is to make yourself more attractive to others through the use of your own pheromones. Okay, you with us so far? That’s the theory. Ladies will put a little juice on their neck, wrists and behind the ears and dudes will smell this and want to be with them.

Just a couple more questions here… like who is doing this? For real. Anyone? And if you’re throwing off some serious vabbing scents is that really a great thing? (again. trying to take the mature road) And finally: Does it work? Because if it does? The ladies are gonna be vabbing like crazy. You know it’s true.

This girl says she did it and it works…