When elderly attack! Older couple steal plants at mall! (video)

We didn’t forget about the daily dose. How could we? It’s always chock full of such random goodness! This time? We get to learn how to get kicked off a plane. Our favorite though? The older couple at the mall who have turned to a life of crime! I love em’! They’re a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde. And every day they look at that plant in their house they probably get a rush and remember that life is awesome and bang like Porn stars. Don’t get caught, you crazy kids. We need that ‘living on the edge’ energy you’re bringing!

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