Here we go. This one really chaps my ass. Here we have a total douche move by retiring Sen. Richard Shelby. This was reported by Breitbart. I’ll link the full article below. Here’s what happened. We are in Omnibus spending land again kids. Just another ginormous spending bill. These are always wrapped up in the messaging of ‘It’s the only way to avoid a government shutdown!” Well fuck all of that. Shut it down. If you can’t figure out a budget, you suck. You have failed to govern so get out of the way. Anyway, whenever a politician hears ‘Omnibus’ they pee themselves with excitement, because now they can go wild spending money. Our money. They have to be somewhat sneaky though if they want to get re-elected. Now we come to the case of Sen. Shelby from I-don’t-give-a-fuck-istan. Dude is retiring. He’s not worried one little bit about getting re-elected. So, the jack hole went hog wild when he heard Omnibus. Shelby added $656 million worth of earmarks into the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill. Yeah. What in the actual fuck dude? Where are you planning to do with all that dough? Here’s his list:

• $13 million for the Abbeville Municipal Airport Runway Extension
• $26 million for the Tuscaloosa National Airport (TCL) Runway Extension
• $100 million for the Woosley Finnell Bridge
• $200 million for the Alabama State Port Authority Intermodal and Terminal Expansion
• $50 million for a Revolving Loan Fund to benefit the city of Mobile, Alabama
• $35 million for the Marion Military Institute
• $45 million for the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa
• $2.6 million for the Deepening Study for Tennessee—Tombigbee Waterway (TTWW), AL and MS and Black Warrior and Tombigbee (BWT) Rivers; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• $6.7 million for the Alabama River Lakes, AL; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• $356 million for the Apalachicola, Chattahoochee and Flint Rivers, GA, AL & FL; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.
• $7.25 million for the Black Warrior & Tombigbee Rivers (BWT), AL; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• $7 million for the Dauphin Island Bay, AL; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• $250,000 for the Jim Woodruff Lock and Dam, Lake Seminole, FL, AL & GA; U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• $2.25 million for The University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa, AL, for a permanent endowment fund to support the recruitment and retention of exceptional faculty in science and engineering.
• $35 million for the Spring Hill College, AL, for facilities and equipment
• $76 million for the UAB Heersink School of Medicine, AL, for facilities and equipment
• $50 million for the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa, AL, for a permanent endowment fund to support the recruitment and retention of exceptional faculty in science and engineering.

Now is it just me or is there a shit ton of Infrastructure on this list? Didn’t we all pay for that already with Joe’s Build Back Better bullshit spending? Seems like we did. They shoved that financial cactus up our asses sideways and dry because it was infrastructure! But here goes Dick Shelby with his hand out for more. Fuck this guy. He can fuck all the way off. He is the poster boy for who you don’t want in the GOP. You’re supposed to be financially responsible. At least try! Try just a little bit you hypocritical buffoon. Here’s the rest of the article.