In a bold move to entertain an already distracted American public an unnamed source at the FBI say’s the bureau plans to open ‘Enigma-land’. A multi-acre theme park hall of attractions that celebrates some of the FBI’s most unsolvable mystery cases! But any good theme park needs a guide, and the FBI wasted no time in hiring a well know face from Jan. 6th. Just who IS that guy and how is he connected to the FBI? Ha! What a silly question! Anyway, the taxpayer funded labyrinth park will be loaded with attractions based on cases that the FBI just can’t seem to crack! The Jan 6th pipe bomber, the Supreme Court leaker. The Vegas shooter! But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get FISA abuse theater, Lying to Congress. Spying on citizens! Russia, Russia, Russia! Not to mention a crash course on how censor your enemies on social media! Election Interference! Sources say the FBI has even more in works, but we’ll have to wait and see just what else they’ve been up to!
