Americans rush to ear doctors after thinking they hear some crap about Biden ‘banning gas stoves’

All of America did a double take at the same time today and rushed to their ear doctors after hearing some crap about Biden and a ban on gas stoves. Almost 300 million US citizens then reportedly muttered “what the fuck?” Under their breath. Almost setting a world record! The actual record for mass double take is held by the entire world after hearing Germany was starting World War 2. “Are we doing this shit again” was the mass uttered follow up phrase. However, just as another world war was very real, so is the threat of the Biden Administration banning gas stoves. Yes, the gas stove issue is the one America is struggling with. It’s not inflation, or drugs flowing freely over the border leading to insane numbers of overdose deaths. It’s not the origins of covid or even the US intelligence community rigging elections. No, my friends, it’s gas stoves. That’s the key issue. Now for the question of why? Good one. Very good question. Maybe those answers can be found in the documents Biden had at his Penn State Think Tank! When the government and mainstream media think the time is right, they’ll share that info with us. But rest assured, the big issue is gas stoves! You heard them correctly.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/01/10/gas-stove-ban-us/11022254002/

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