Empire State building to receive ‘dumbass of the year’ award for dumbass lighting move.

Who does this? Who does something this incredibly stupid? Someone at the Empire State Building (This iconic NEW YORK CITY building!) decided to light up the place in the colors of the Philadelphia Eagles! Hilariously dumb. See, the Eagles won their big game and are going to the Super Bowl! Guess what else? No one in NYC like the Eagles! NY has its own teams’ you idiots! They only reason to light up the place in green and white is if you are in the running for dumbass of the year. You are completely unaware of your surroundings and are a high functioning idiot. So, congrats! You win the prize. You’re morons. You lack a very basic knowledge of civic pride. The icing on the cake for this dick move is when they lit the building in the KC colors in a desperate attempt to cover their clueless asses. As if it were some new tradition for the NY building to give random shout outs to NFL teams. HA! How stupid. You get the dumbass of the year award. And dumbass, it’s not a real award. Just in case your dumbass tries to actually claim it.

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