(We made this up, but you know what we’re saying) Gold spokesman and veteran Hollywood star William Devane is reported to be resting comfortably on a huge pile of gold as banks continue to fail. Turns out those ads he was featured in weren’t far from the truth. When Mr. Devane spoke of economies and banking and national debt being a problem. Dude meant it. Yes, he was buying gold. As of today, gold is worth almost $2 grand an ounce. We imagine Mr. Devane isn’t too concerned about cheap jokes from stand-up comedians as he is too busy buying whatever the hell he wants before jumping into a giant bed to sleep like a baby. A very wealthy one at that.
