It had to be done. The Loftus Party Logo shirt “No Pants Are The Best Pants”. Maybe the best tee ever created in modern history. This is the shirt you need. For summer? Certainly. For all year long? Most definitely. Does it come in different colors? Yes. More importantly, it speaks to a certain universal truth, that indeed, no pants are the best pants. We recommend all the loftus party tee shirts and merch. However, this one really stands out due to its philosophical tones. Remember: No mask. No pants. No problem. Now get to clicking ya sexy heathens! And send pics! We wanna see what shenanigans you get into when you’re wearing these things! Let’s go!