Fresh out of missing subs and 12-hour coups, journos left with nothing to report on but Biden scandals and impeachment hearings.

What a wild ride it’s been this week. So much news! Lots to digest and these stories were coming fast and furious! There were scandals galore in the world of politics. It all kind of got preempted for other news somehow. At least for a while. Weird how that happens. Right out of the gate were the multiple Biden bombshells. IRS whistle blowers, allegations of millions of dollars in bribes to the Biden family and of course Hunter’s plea deal on a vast array of subjects. There was even talk of impeachment! Hold your horses everyone. There’s a missing sub that was headed to take some folks to the wreck of the Titantic! They’re missing! The biggest political scandal can wait! They took their time looking for the sub too. Even though they pretty much new right away. Report: U.S. Navy Believes It Detected Titanic Sub’s Implosion Days Ago politics can wait! We have people on a sub!

Just as the Titanic tourist mystery was settled it was time to focus on the matter at hand: Impeachment? Bribes? Corruption at the highest level? Not yet. There’s coup in Russia! This kind of infighting halfway across the globe means so much more than a possibly compromised US President and his family. It’s all eyes on Russia! At least for a day. The Russian coup is already a dud. Dammit.

Sadly, that leaves one teeny, little story: Biden Impeachment. Is it the Border? Is it the alleged bribes? Is it a two-tiered justice system? Let’s find out! Finally. Unless a group of Russian want to take a sub ride to a spy balloon for nude selfies with the niece of Charles Manson… it could happen. It just might have to. Otherwise, journos will be forced to talk about the Bidens. And scandals. And impeachment.

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