We have to talk about Godzilla. Specifically, Godzilla as he appears in the trailer for Godzilla x Kong. Did we just get woke godzilla? Did that just happen? Here at The Loftus Party we really want this to be the case. Michael Loftus thinks it’s hilarious. Why? Because it is. Come on! Woke Godzilla!? Could anything be better? And is nothing safe from politics? Is even the King of the Monsters affected now? Let’s discuss.

Update: Lots of comments about a supposedly “pink” godzilla in a movie from 2000… huh. Can’t seem to find any images if that, though. However, if it is indeed true? Maybe Godzilla has been struggling for years and just now finding the courage to go full Barbie pink. More research needs to be done. Get NASA on the line!

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