Please be patient with me as I try to work through this. Here we go. There’s a big ski festival. It’s the Boot Tan Fest. And they are getting a lot of headlines today for one the events at their big shindig, a nighttime nude ski. Now that’s fine. It’s great. Have fun! We got no issues with nude skiing. We do think you’re a bit nutty for wanting to ski in the snow… without clothes. But that’s because you’re going to freeze your ass off. How about some nude scuba? In the tropics? Where it’s warm. How about that, instead of the nipple frost bite inducing nighttime nude snow skiing? Again, just us. You wanna snow ski naked? You go for it. But don’t you also want to be comfortable while you do it?

The issue people seem to be having is with the invite. According to reports, everyone is invited to ski during the day. Then on Friday night, there’s a nude ski. That’s for women only. Well, women and anyone who identifies as Femme. So… if you say you identify as femme, just head on over and have a good time. In other words, hopefully event organizers are ready for assholes. Not frozen buttholes on people, although they should be ready for those) We’re talking about rude, dipshit assholes who just wanna take a gander at some naked ladies skiing. It’s almost a certainty to happen. As soon as you open it up to ‘femme’, it’s an invite for every creepy lookie-loo in the area to show up and make everyone uncomfortable. Once the word ‘nude’ is mentioned it’s guaranteed to happen.

So, for all the ladies who were planning on going skiing in the buff and having a wild, fun story to tell. Now you should probably prepare for some creepy dudes claiming to be ‘femme’ to show up and throw a big wet blanket on the whole event. Which will really suck, because you’re naked.

Here’s a link to the Press Release in case you’d like to attend. https://boottanfest.com/pages/press-release