All eyes on Iowa.

Tonight’s the night. The big Iowa caucuses. The weather is insane, and the race is even crazier. Social Media is buzzing with last second pitches for candidates and cries of possible shenanigans. We thought we’d check in on ‘X’ and give you some highlights and commentary. Just what in the heck is going on in Iowa today and what really matters. Let’s begin.

Here’s a crazy one. Poll shows majority of Nikki Haley’s Iowa supporters would vote for Biden over Trump. Really hope this is poll is wrong. That’s just wild.

Marco Rubio endorses Trump and not DeSantis. Shocker, or no?

Hilarious! Trump jokes that you should wait to die until AFTER the Caucus. To all the people trying to pretend this isn’t funny, lighten the fuck up.

How cold is it? It feels like -33. Hey, I don’t want to ever know what that feels like. Ever. Bundle up ya wacky Iowans.

Last but not least, is Vivek gonna shock everyone with the results tonight? There’s a very good chance he could. We’ll be watching.

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