Let’s start off on the right foot. The full title for this film is: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. And this is the second trailer. Now that we’re on solid footing we can begin. This is insane and we don’t care. Fuck it. We’re buying the ticket and taking the ride. Kong has a giant mechanical glove like Thanos? Sure. We’re into it. Bad Kong and Kong Jr? Yes, that’ll happen. Mini earth underneath actual earth where all the baddies come from? Yes, yes and yes. Well, done. I really only have one beef with the Godzilla x Kong trailer. Not enough Godzilla. Can we remedy that for the next round of wonderful insanity? Thank you in advance. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire hits theaters March 29th.