Maybe it’s because we dig the name, King of Thong. Maybe it’s just thongs. Maybe it’s because we love Tolkien and Return of the King! I ask you this: Can’t it be all of the above? Can’t we just have a post called the return of the king of thong? Can’t that be enough? It’s Miami Swim Week. It’s sexy swimsuits and great bikini models wearing thongs! The return! That should be enough for all of us. Here we go. King thong part 2. This time it’s personal. And in slow motion.
