“Bring me my trident, I’m going bikini modeling.” (video)

We can’t be sure if how much grief Caroline Derpiensky got for the trident at Miami Swim Week. Let’s just this thought: We dig it. Yes. We like our bikini models to walk the runway with the confidence to wield a trident. That is called winning, people. We just want more of this. Is that too much to ask? Why can’t the swimwear model world be full of hotties that yell: ‘Bring me my trident, I’m going bikini modeling!” We’ve only found one… so far.

About the Author
Writer, Comedian, Geek, Purveyor of the Sexy Heathen lifestyle. Sometimes on TV. AKA 'The Mgmt.' Always hanging round TheLoftusParty.com

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *