We can’t be sure if how much grief Caroline Derpiensky got for the trident at Miami Swim Week. Let’s just this thought: We dig it. Yes. We like our bikini models to walk the runway with the confidence to wield a trident. That is called winning, people. We just want more of this. Is that too much to ask? Why can’t the swimwear model world be full of hotties that yell: ‘Bring me my trident, I’m going bikini modeling!” We’ve only found one… so far.