Happy Saturday survivors! Your brain should be recovering nicely from the damage caused by watching the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
Let’s dive right in!
The convention was star-studded parade of billionaires and people who decry billionaires; Ivy League graduates and people who mock Ivy League graduates. In other words, typical limousine liberal spectacle loved by the masses. Like the Oscars except for control of the Free World.
Then there was that guy from that movie 45 years ago.
One of the speakers was pulled from his cryochamber and thawed out for one last appearance – the current POTUS, Joseph Robinette Biden. Sadly the re-activation process took too long and they weren’t able to upload the “Joy” program in time.
A huge part of the Dem messaging was to wrap up their far-left, anti-American agenda in a camo hat, overalls and an aw-shucks Midwestern demeanor. This is perfectly embodied in the the person of Tim Walz, which let’s face it, is just Obama in Lutheran face. But he owns a gun and hunt’s y’all. Oh, and then there’s this – so stupid, so clunky and so awkward, only a Rolling Stone writer could fall for it.
It’s the same old ultra-progressivism.
Selling the “family” “vibe” extra super hard involved frequent shots of First Gentleman, Doug Emhoff and his spawn – Mx Ella “Non-Binary-And-On-The-Spectrum” Emhoff.
In a stunt that should have backfired, the DNC promised a special guest, implied that it was Beyonce and then … (long squeaky fart sound).
Was it Adam Kinzinger? Kamala herself? We don’t know, but we’re clapping!
Breaking!
Just last night, Robert Kennedy dropped out of the race and threw his support behind Trump. The reactions were predictable – and hilarious.
Grab Bag!
Yes, this is awful. Yes, we laughed.
Until next time, folks!
