The FBI. Epic fails. Again, and again and again.

The downward spiral of the FBI has been a tough thing to watch. Once upon a time, the FBI was considered peak law enforcement. They were supposed to be the best of the best. Now? It’s an agency that need to be completely dismantled. Just rip up and start over. Let future brainiacs sift through the rubble and figure out where it all went wrong, but for now? Dismantle that thing.

Now is the part where you ask: But what would we do without the FBI? My answer? Let one of the other 18 intelligence agencies pick up the slack. 18!

The U.S. Intelligence Community is a coalition of 18 agencies and organizations, including the ODNI. The IC agencies fall within the Executive Branch, and work both independently and collaboratively to gather and analyze the intelligence necessary to conduct foreign relations and national security activities.

How many of these agencies do we need? I’ve heard of redundant systems before but damn! Do you own 18 of anything? In your life, do you have 18 backups for anything?! I don’t have 18 pairs of socks! And at least socks are dependable. Sock don’t seem to pick and choose what day they are going to do their job. That’s the appearance the FBI gives.

The seem to an agency that is all together ruthless, inefficient, blindly stupid and only highly skilled at manipulating bureaucracy to go after the people they want to punish. It’s some scary shit. They can catch a grandma at the Capitol but they have no clue what a terrorist flag looks like. What’s up with that?

And this is some new phenomenon. The FBI has been ‘outwitted’ time and again by what we have to assume are super genius villains. People they just can’t track down. Remember any of these?

It’s disgraceful. But wait, there’s more!

So, is this side-by-side comparison enough for us? Does anyone think this isn’t a problem? The FBI has lost the plot. Or… they are just picking and choosing who they want to go after. It’s a scary thought.

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