You might want to sit down for this one. These stories are going to possibly make you lightheaded or weak in the knees. It’s a special edition of the Big News because it’s just so staggering. Enough preamble let’s go. We’ll start with this doozy.
When you add up the ‘Improper Payments’ from the government since 2004, it’s about 3 trillion dollars. That’s trillion with a ‘T’. What in the actual fugg?!
You know that’s insane, right? 3 trillion. 3 TRILLION dollars that are just gone. That is a boat load of money! We should all have flying cars and be living in cities of the future! This number is beyond the beyond! Shut it all down. Shut everything down except the military. We need them to protect the border while we figure out what is going on!
And for sure shut down the intelligence community. You might have missed this little nugget:
There are representatives in congress saying they believe there were 2 shooters in the JFK… incident… Again: What the fugg?!
Am I missing something? Is this AI? It looks legit. I don’t want to go completely off the rails here, but dayum! That seem like big news!
