Want to find out if you’re crazy? Good news! You’re about to find out! It looks like we’re all part of a Tesla inspired national sanity test! Here’s how it works! If you can be convinced by a stranger on the internet to attack a Telsa? You’re crazy! Now this may not fit the legal definition of insane, so don’t try to use it as a defense in court, okay? There is a chance you’ll be found guilty of terrorism though. Just saying. And the stranger who convinced you to attack a Tesla might not go to jail, but guess what? You will. That’s the prize! That and the knowledge you’re challenged member of society. (At least for now)
Now you might be thinking that you don’t want to participate in a national insanity test. Too late! It’s already started. Let’s take a look at some of the people who are already getting their status checked! They’ve been convinced that the big problem is… electric cars. Specifically, Teslas.
This guy threw poop. Think we all know what his test result will show.
Don’t worry about test results either! Telsa will record it for you, so you’re easier to catch!
So, if a stranger on the internet tries to convince you the Elon Musk and Tesla are the problem? Just remember: This is a sanity test, and you might go to jail. And wouldn’t you rather see the Epstein list anyway?
