Insane DOGE Update. Jail isn’t enough anymore.

Here’s an update on what the gang at DOGE have been discovering about how the government was spending our tax dollars. This is a wild one. I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but the things they’ve been learning are insane to say the least. Maybe I should protect myself by saying that these are all allegations? But if this turns out to be true, I’d like to float the idea of public executions. Something like that. Some kind of punishment that will be incredibly effective in making this kind of theft completely unappealing. So, Ready to see what DOGE is saying? Let’s go.

Our money was being spent to not only enrich frauds. We were funding the Taliban? What in the actual f*ck?! But wait… there’s’ more. Scroll and be amazed. We need to DOGE everything. DOGE IT ALL!

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2 comments on “Insane DOGE Update. Jail isn’t enough anymore.

  1. Patrick J says:

    It said,”their accountant DELETED 1 Terabyte “. If it was just an accountant and not a knowledgeable IT worker, the data may be recoverable. Let’s hope! – I wonder what the official definition of “treason” is. These acts of betrayal are, to me, in the spirit of treason because they intentionally injure our beloved United States, especially if they involve money flows to/from adversaries. This may be the part: “adhering to their(USA’s) Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort” The death penalty is on the table, but not less than 5 years prison and a fine of not less than $10K.. Punishment could be creative. Strip them and their family of their wealth, then strip the guilty parties of their clothing and whip them naked through the streets making it pay per view via drones kind of like – what was that flick -Running Man? – But no one would want to see that and it would be illegal. – I like the idea of stripping them of every penny of their wealth and assets including any goverment pensions. Make them paupers, then 5 years to life in the pen. Accomplices and accessories could be punished less severely than principals as far as prison, but in all cases take every penny and asset for the government. Someone like that being fined 3 million (or billion) dollars and then being thrown in prison would certainly make an example. Making someone like that poor and impotent would be the worst thing that could be done to them, they care about nothing else. They don’t deserve Nice Things.

    1. The Mgmt. says:

      I guess they were able to recover that terabyte of data! I cannot wait to see what they were trying to delete! And yeah, we need real punishments!

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